Dessert Date

With all the drama, i didn't get a chance to tell you about Mr. P and also the Dessert Date. Mr. P has to wait....it was something I want to post in detail and at 1:24AM, I won't do it justice. But the Dessert Date is an easy post.

Met Mr. Rockstar for dessert. Honestly, we are just going to be friends was our decision. He cannot handle that I have had affairs and quite honestly it annoys me that we haven't even gotten to know each other yet and he is placing his hat on the affair thing.

I dropped my car off for my kid and he picked me up there. We kissed hello and went for dessert. we shared a cheesecake and a chocolate cake and we talked for over two hours. About everything...it actually was really nice. Such a gentleman, opening the door for me..us chatting like crazy and laughing the whole night.

He drops me off in front of my house and honestly I didn't expect anything. So I leaned in to kiss him good night and he pulled me closer and started to really suck face with me. He's a great kisser (I think he would be really great in bed). The kissing went on for a half hour...he even shifted positions of our head. I realized now, I am so a right head leaner. He had me lean to the left and it was weird....lol It was deep kisses gentle and then faster. To my surprise, as it was heating up, I expected him to try to touch my tits. And while he was so close and I could see he had a hard on....he didn't.

Like a little girl sucking face in front of her house after a date, I ran into my house. I felt like 16 again. No one was home and I went upstairs giggling. He text me a few minutes later..thank you for a great evening, damn you are hot. And that was the end of a perfect evening! Dating is like being a kid again.

Frantically, Mr. Tinman sent me a note last night. Please be careful online, I am going to call you. Some guy was on a dating site talking to a girl for about a week. He went to pick her up for a date at her apartment and he got jumped, beaten and robbed by three guys. It was a set up. So Tinman lectured me about being careful online and gave me tips. Don't have anyone come to my house, don't let anyone know where I live, only meet ina public place, don't go anywhere with them the first time. Hmmmm.....I went with you in the car in the back of a building. Shit, I'm different he said.

So my answer to him was......well I have a solution...you want to keep me safe, satisfy me already. And he just laughed and said, I want to keep you off those damn dating sites but you won't give me a threesome. Grrrrrr....damn fool.

Another Day At Secret Lovers Lane...

Well, well....I am exhausted. I agree that I can't keep pulling the Ex out of his shit but I also know that I couldn't with a clear conscious let him rot in jail till Tuesday because that's what would have happened. I ended up going down to the court and couldn't believe that I had to go down to where they hold the detainees. Down in the basement...geez, I am mentally exhausted. Gotta tell you, I felt bad for him when he came out. He looked like crap and I was appalled to know that they took his glasses so he couldn't see a damn thing. Now that is scary and actually disgusting. He's blind as a bat. Anyway, I posted the bail and have to get my car out of impound tomorrow. This is a world I don't know nor did I ever expect to know. I am totally drained from the day.

As for men....the weekend turned out to be filled with lots of fun contacts from a few Ashley Madison men and a few others I have in the pond. Mr. Tin Man (aka Mr. Astronaut) has me so intrigued. SugarDaddy called all distraught because our date had to be cancelled today. I am kind of happy because I got to know him a little better on the phone and I was wiped out. Mr. Security and I chatted, he's always so damn funny and we are trying to talk this week. Mr. Divorce Attorney also IM'd to chat. So lots of chattin and no action!

And of course, Mr. Porsche. He helped me with my kid and I was so appreciative. He doesn't have to. Honestly, this should be a big father and son moment but the hubby is more jealous that he is getting this car. Grrr...he is missing out on so much.

And....well, its Mystery Man's birthday this week and I sent him an ecard. I couldn't let it go without acknowledging it. Kinda sad, I still do miss him. Haven't found anyone yet who makes me feel like he made me feel. I hope he gets it, my cc of the card went into my spam! lol I guess there is not much more to say. Out of all the frogs, he is truly the only one that it saddens me that we aren't still in contact. Pout!

Saturday Night at the Police Station

"Ok you are beautiful and look like an angel and I live too far away.Big time bummer.What ever lucky get gets to be with you he better be good to you or you just let me know. Your not that far away. I will hunt him down like a wild dog."

Awww, this guy made my day. And honestly, it was a truly rough day. It started out great. Mr. P was helping me find my kid a car. He hooked me up with this guy and we went test driving them, It was so much fun and we began to get closer (which is key right now). And then as we were driving home...the call comes in.

The ex has many tickets (as you know) and two weeks ago a notice came in that his license was suspended. I told him to take care of it. I don't have the money. Well, you have to go down there and work something out. As usual...he ignore it.

So he got caught in an inspection check and he got pulled over because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt. And of course, they were now carting him away. Oh, I made some calls and it all came down to one thing....there was nothing my friends could do. He was in going to jail. So I drove there because the car is in my name still. My kid got to see his father paraded in in handcuffs. And I was just disgusted "Very attractive look" I said sarcastically. The police all smurked. After they took him away, the cops spoke with me and were helping me. He would have been released except two tickets were out of our local area soooo he has to spend the night in jail and appear tomorrow.

Now most ex wives would let their ex's rot. Honestly, I am sick over this. Not because of love but because it is so pathetic and sad. He is a child and irresponsible. He cannot take care of his family, he cannot take care of himself. To top it off, he could lose his job since he cannot show up tomorrow since he is in jail. So now the big dilemna. What do I do? If I don't help him clear this up then he won't keep his license and he will lose his job and the health insurance for the kids. However, I am so tired of this crap.

So how did I spend my Saturday night? I was in the police station. Since the car is in my name I had to produce the title, insurance, registration to get it released. And I will have to pay for the car having been towed. So I am feeling bad and scared for him that he is in jail all night (although I made a few calls to friends who called a friend who is going to make sure he can call his work and has a private cell for the night). But reality sunk in, I am going to be stuck with this man for life. A constant thorn in my side. And tonight is just a small reminder of why I divorced the man. However, even out of my life, he is still pulling me down.

Life is tough right now....work is slow and the pressure is on. tonight I was suppose to work on some projects and my head isn't into it. this guy is going to keep pulling me deeper and deeper into debt....the Cheri Fucking fund is almost depleted and it will kill me to spend it on his tickets, lawyer and other shit. How did I marry this man?

Well I still owe you the Mr P story and I also owe you my dessert with Mr. Rockstar last night. Sugar Daddy cancelled on me but honestly, he is less and less appealing each day. Sweet dreams....I need to get some sleep. Tomorrow is going to be a grueling day.

A Sexual Rollercoaster Of A Day

First, I'd like to thank you all for the warm and fuzzies regarding my pussy. I was really nervous to post that but its been all about pushing the limit and well, that was just another first in my life that received over 2,000 hits....so my pussy has certainly been seen by a few. Luna Sea, sorry baby, ya missed it by a few seconds...

Today was an insane day. The pressure of work and my kid harping relentlessly almost brought me to tears. Actually it did bring me to tears (but Mr Porsche came to the rescue). Actually, I realized my posts have been boring lately. That I don't seem to go into explicit detail of my sexual encounters...however, we are going to change it with my post about my evening with Mr. Porsche. It was definitely hot and fun and different and I am going to share it with you tomorrow. Tonight I am wiped. You know how after a great sex session, you get exhausted, feel great but just want to sleep. That's me right now.....I just want to sleep.

My day started with Mr. SugarDaddy calling to say he was thinking about me. Very nice. However, the conversation was mixed. He's very condescending, he's very opinionated and he can make you feel like you are stupid and inept. On the flip side, I could learn a lot about him professionally, he is into me and seems like a very generous man. He wants to spend the day and go into the evening with my on Sunday. that would require babysitters and he offered to pick up the bill for the babysitter more than once. And the independent ass I am, I turned him down.

I am interested in what he does but honestly, it is at an extremely high level. I was asking questions to try and understand it and he was a little condescending. I mentioned something about how I could learn a lot from him....and he made a comment....what's in it for me? I got defensive, I said I would pay you for your consulting. His response was ...you were suppose to say the pleasure of my company. Something about this guy is intriguing yet annoying, I guess I was hurt when he basically said my job was a waste of time. That what I do is meaningless in the grand scheme of things. If I meet him and he makes another comment like that again...I am going to say something. Its mean. And what does he want to do for our second date? Take me back to the mansion for raquetball and to watch football, then dinner. So do you think I am stupid...its a damn hotel. After racquetball we will have to shower..conveniently, he will have a room there. Hmmmmm...can we all see where this is going? Sexually, he probably thinks he will rock my world....little does he know how much I love sex..Personally I think he will be bad in bed. Rich men are very selfish...not giving souls in bed. the seem to be so used to people serving them all day, they do not do much serving on their own.

So the morning with work got worse. The pressure unbearable...and I was close to tears. I had to drop something off at the kids school and passed My Ex Boyfriends old house (the one who came in from out of town who I blew in the car). I sent him a note "Passing your house right now...wanna come out and play? He responded almost immediately..."Oh man how I would love to cum out and play with you again. Wow, you are gonna be on my mind all day".

Mr. Tin Man was missing for two days. It was weird...his phone was acting weird. Finally I heard from him. the idiot lost his phone. Here I am thinking he's dead, I heard on the radio some major undercover bust in my area so I figured he was a part of it AND he just misplaced his phone (who knows..I still think he was part of the bust). Anyway, I was horny and wanted some hot phone sex. He gets so turned on by phone sex. YUM! It was actually really fun. I like him. I told him a little about my writing something. I told him I posted a pussy pix and woman even commented. Well, he was so turned on by that. All I want is for you to a kiss a woman! Now we all know I have thought about that, but not ready to take action on it. He is so turned on that I write....ahem...yeeah, yeah, until they find out that they are part of it. A control freak, of course he wanted to know where it was. Made that mistake before, not going to do it again!

The Surgeon came on last night for some quick sex text. Wanna hear something cute...he keeps my picture to cum to. Just some regular shots that I sent him back in June of 07. Wow, that was hot!

So I was running around like a chicken without a head, my kid brought me to tears with another dilemna and work was insane. And then, I was meeting Mr. Porsche at 5PM for an hour. I almost cancelled because when I got there I had a migraine, I was cranky and thought I was just going to cry in his arms. He's so understanding...baby, we can just go for dinner if you want to talk but I think if we lie in bed, talk and relax..you will feel better. Well, I am soooo glad he pursuaded me to go to the room even though I was so damn bitchy.

And honestly, it was fabulous..I will have to write the details tomorrow. Actually I am exhausted and need to sleep. Sweet dreams friends and frogs!!! xoxoxo

My Pussy Gallery

And you didn't think I would find a frog pussy did ya??!

Speechless....they say a picture is worth a thousand words so here ya go!!

What Is A Good Looking Pussy?

So I told a friend that I am posting a pix of my pussy and she almost died. How do you know you have a good looking pussy? Oh my....the thought never crossed my mind. What happens if my pussy is an ugly duckling? Is there really that much a difference in woman's vaginas. Is it like a one size fits all?

So now I am getting pussy fright? What happens if I post it and it is truly an ugly pussy!??! Wow I am getting cold feet. But honestly, its not like you can show it to a girlfriend and say so what do you think? I mean today my friend went with me to look at the carpeting I picked out for my bedroom....I can't send her my pussy for review before. she actually said that even if I did she wouldn't be qualified since she really doesn't even know what her own pussy looks like from that angle.

So there is no makeup, there is no touch up....its going to be au natural. So do all vaginas look the same? Hmmm....

I had a horrible day today....a meltdown actually. Feeling so alone lately. Wish I could turn the clocks back a year to a better state of sexual mind. I cancelled all my dates this week, I am ot in the mood. I can officially say I am depressed and work is getting to me.

So before I post the pix, how do I know if it is worth the posting? How do I know it won't get a thumbs down?!?!

A Promise Is A Promise

Yes, this week I will put up a few pussy pix. However, I don't know if I feel comfortable just leaving up for that long....so Tuesday or Wednesday...Iwill put them up for 24 hours and then take them down. So if you are interested in seeing them. Come back for a visit then....